hey um i think you’re cute and I wanna hang out with u but I’m too afraid to say anything and I’m 21 welcome to my life


sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(via femputations)


jonnovstheinternet:

pleatedjeans:

via

this guy is my spirit animal

I know for a fact that this is going to happen to me one day.

jonnovstheinternet:

pleatedjeans:

via

this guy is my spirit animal

I know for a fact that this is going to happen to me one day.

(via benedick-anders)



catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

Reblogging because their names are fucking Texas Tornado and Johnny Football.

(via churple)



iamacultbydefinition:

vince-bono-malum:

holy shit yes.

Omg this.

Wearing this shirt rite nao

iamacultbydefinition:

vince-bono-malum:

holy shit yes.

Omg this.

Wearing this shirt rite nao


jtmayn:

Now we are one.

jtmayn:

Now we are one.

(via iamacultbydefinition)


Just ordered myself another disc

Cause ya just can’t have too many frisbees, right?


workaholics:

Wizards never die. Check ‘em out alive and well on Conan last night.


i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying 

(via femputations)


tourdatesforjonesy:

do you ever just see your friends getting really close with other people and you can just feel yourself slowly becoming less important to them and you get this really deep ache in your heart and everything just hurts

(via pantlessforever)


There’s better faces to fill all the spaces made by the mask you wore


rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

(via sushiiflower)


truegaminglife:

The Most Shameful Prom Pics of All Time. http://bit.ly/17kRMI6

truegaminglife:

The Most Shameful Prom Pics of All Time. http://bit.ly/17kRMI6

(via catcatclem)